Maybe you prefer younger but I’m betting you just haven't test-driven the right 1980s mom yet.

You're looking at big tits that belong to a woman who was already turning heads before you were old enough to notice, and that fact alone should tell you something.

You feel it immediately — the particular confidence that only decades of knowing exactly what your body does to a room can produce. You're not dealing with uncertainty here. You're dealing with someone who has already won every argument about desire.

You thought you had a type until this moment. You realize now that your type was just this, waiting for you to catch up.