Are you on team tits or team ass?

You already know this thick body is about to settle the debate for good.

You find your eyes pulling in two directions at once — upward toward the full, heavy weight pressing against fabric, then downward where that pawg curve demands equal attention. You feel the tension of having to choose, and you realize choosing might be impossible. You want to grip both, test the give, feel exactly how much is there.

You already lost this argument before it started. You were never picking a side — you were just finding reasons to look longer.