the boobs are boobing in my work outfit today
You're standing in your work outfit — button-up straining at the chest, professional everywhere except where it counts. That neckline is doing absolutely nothing to contain what's underneath.
Full cleavage spilling forward, fabric pulled tight across the bust, buttons holding on for dear life. The kind of outfit that makes meetings last twice as long.
Nobody's getting any work done with you dressed like that.
