My ass always works as a Valentine's gift

You can't take your eyes off that ass, the kind of Valentine's gift that makes every other present feel embarrassing by comparison.

You feel the pull of it immediately — the curve demanding your hands, your mouth, your full and undivided attention. You know exactly what you'd do given the chance, and none of it is polite.

You'd start slow, just to torture yourself, tracing every inch before giving in to what you actually want. You leave this photo feeling warm, restless, and very, very grateful someone decided to share.