I will delight you with such selfies while you are at work

You scroll past the lingerie shot and stop cold, thumb frozen on the screen.

You take in the way the fabric pulls tight across curves that were clearly chosen to ruin your concentration, the soft exposure of skin designed to make your afternoon impossible to survive professionally.

You feel the heat move through your chest and lower, knowing these photos were sent with full awareness of exactly what they do to you — a deliberate, calculated disruption of every task waiting on your desk, every meeting you now cannot focus through.