What do you call a girl that offers anal on the first date?

You spot those curves first — the kind that make your hands forget themselves before your brain catches up.

You feel the invitation in the way the body is positioned, deliberate and unhurried, offering something most people wait weeks to even ask for. You notice the confidence in that posture, the complete absence of hesitation, and it hits you somewhere low and immediate.

You already know the answer to the question. You call someone like this exactly what they are — your favorite kind of person to meet on a Thursday night, no patience for pretense, no interest in waiting.